Dear Shops In Airport

Dear Shops in Airport,

I think you shouldn't be in the airport. No shops should be in airport. There should just be airplanes, and probably some taxi drivers, but no shops. All of you should close down. Even the shops along the way to the airport. And all the shops on the road that leads to the airport.

You have no idea how much convenience you've brought to those who literally forgets their friends and families the minute they go on holiday. They are suppose to buy souveneirs from the exotic places they visit, not from the airport!

Yes, the airport is still in the country/place he/she/they visit, but they should buy souveniers when they are walking around the place, touring around, making a day or two out from their busy schedule to buy those back at home souveniers, not from the airport shops! Airport shops doesn't count! I want souveniers from Paris, not Paris Airport Shops. Your counterpart in Paris probably has the same shops as you counterpart from all over the world, Burberry, Pierre Cardin, Calvin Klein, but with an French Accent.

Your existence will just aid those lazy, forgetful people that forgets people a.k.a me when they go on a holiday trip. If they forget me, they should be punished by my eternal wrath and anger and an occasional subtle show of disappointment, not being rescued at the last minute by you. If they did something wrong, they should suffer! You shouldn't be available to these evil tourists. Yes, they are evil. No roads leading to the airport should have any sort of shops so that these bad people have to go home with feelings of insecurity, guilt, and regrets for forgetting to buy prezzies during their trip.

Perhaps you'd like to have a board meeting with the head of Global Airport Shops and maybe suggesting terminating your contract with the airport? Afterall, I'm sure the airport is squeezing you with the rental, not forgetting the threat of terrorist. Furthermore, the threat of diseases such as H1N1, JE, chicken pox etc is always highest in the airport, thus you might like to consider withdrawing from operating in the airport.

If you would please pass the message to your kind neighbours a.k.a shops beside road leading to airport, I'd be very grateful to you.

Best regards from ME.